You ever be sitting around your house, keeping to yourself, when all of a sudden it dawns on you- the Vietnam War never officially ended! Did we win? Did we lose? It's hard to say. That megadork Nixon would've left sooner were he not up for reelection. 

Want to help out? Ask your boomer grandparents what really happened. The Vietnam War was the first U.S. altercation in which the general public was exposed to the heinous acts occurring overseas. And yet much still remains unknown to us civilians decades later.

We don't want any money. We want you to help get to the bottom of this. The only way to accomplish this goal is to- you guessed it- re-invade Vietnam.